Fartenator

people of the nation! i had a dream, were the land was split in to, one peanut butter, one JELLY! both separated by a border of dancing bananas, and like any  person would , I screamed hallelujah and shoved my face in the peanut butter, then i woke up only to see George Washington! then i woke again and looked at my futuristic watch clock that magically beeps when it is time to get up saw the four as a six and ran into the door and realized it was a Saturday! i must stop eating the things under my couch. THAT IS ALL!(mean while in the democratically press room over watching the video) "sir permission to speak sir"! "granted," "what the heck w

I'm sorry but tomorrow is completely booked, you will have to wait another day to use it.

fartenator is wanted for being to cool and laboring great awesomeness without a permit if found please take autograph  

change you're user name to fartenator and wright parodies about what ever you see before you go to sleep

number one thing to do is hide all of they pet's so help me if I see one zombie cat the zombies aren't the only thing you'll need to look out for. second thing to do run around with you're arm's flailing and kiss you're sorry butt good buy. third unless you're like me with a stash off army rations in a three hundred feet down bunker with enough ammunition to fend  off a million zombies now you better get started they don't wait for anybody and you better get a bullet proofed kennel or so help you I'm a shove a coke so far up ya bum you won't have teeth to open it  

Santa claws is coming to town, he knows were you sleep at night and he now were you live. He seeks into you house at night and puts things in you stockings,then he steals those cookies that you've made and drinks all of you milk.So you better watch out you better not doubt. you better lock you're doors and hope for goodness sake. people it's in his name Santa CLAWS people don't trust him he gives you stuff then when we all think he's all that then he takes you to his "work shop" were he'll bisect you like a frog in biology.    

Rudolph the blue nosed sun fish had a very big flipper and all the other fish laughed at him and never let them play in there sun fish games. then one day oh so bright a surfer came up and said " oh hey guys look it's a sun fish let's bring him to my place and roast 'em. and this is the reason why people thought that it was just a stupid deer with a red nose, the real story is to violent for regular kids.....but me  

then several other howls came through the misty fog "Pvt. close the door'! ordered Capt. ninja cat.just as the door closed a beast flew into the ship."OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR!!!! said stupid cat. he ran over to the control panel and opened the door."AAAAAHHHHH"!!!!! said ninja cat as he ran over to the panel and threw it at the beast "naaaaarrrarrararararr" it screeched as it fell to the ground. "Pvt. get this bird in the air "!ordered ninja cat. they started to go off into space."few". said terrorist cat. "well at least we're of the ground and in space and no known animal can survive in space.said MC Cat."wait a sec there not really know

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giraffes are so strange and so tall have you ever thought that they might not just be adapted to reaching up high for leaves but maybe but what if god was just bored and made a really screwy animal . i don't have anything against giraffes but just think how and why they were even made... why couldn't they just eat things of the ground like shrubs and bushes. i mean just think why... what is the true meaning of life. and why is Howie five-o so addicting??